Dear Ted:
Not enough alcohol in the world to get Robert Pattinson to guest host SNL. He’d collapse into one million little pieces.
—Jennifer K


Dear Pattz Doubter:
What, no faith in our boy Rob? If Zac Efron can hold his own, we have no doubt R.Pattz can, too. Rob’s a joker behind the scenes, he can figure it out.


Dear Ted:
You’ve said that not all the Twi-cast are BFFs. So, tell us (please, please tell us), is TTT particularly close to Robert Pattinson? And before you ask me “what do you mean by close?” with your usual sly wink, I’ll elaborate: I mean dating or friendship beyond ordinary coworker chumminess. Come on, Ted. You know you want to answer this one. We love you! We’re loyal! We’d spill a drink on Perez if we ever saw him at a party! Throw us a bone!
—Lillie


Dear Letter of the Day:
Fine then—what do you mean by “particularly” close?


Dear Ted:
I love the Awful Truth, but it seems like every question that is asked you have to mention Robsten or Twilight. I love Twilight as much as the next teen girl or cougar but is there such a thing as too much publicity?
—Missy


Dear Good Question:
Then why’d you just give them more?


Dear Ted:
I thought you were fine about Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart keeping quiet about their relationship? Now you are not? I think the picture of Robsten backstage at the recent awards show tells us a lot! Rob with his arm around Kristin – we haven’t seen anything like this in some time. Why do they have to verbally say anything to anybody! Why can’t they keep somethings to themselves? As frustrating as it might be to us fans, it is none of our business. They owe us nothing—yes it is disappointing to those of us who love them, but it is their business not ours.
—Kriszo


Dear Robsten on the DL:
Can’t we have it both ways? Or want it at least?


Dear Ted:
As a hardcore Robsten fan, I’m so tired of hearing the Kristen Stewart haters wanting Megan Fox and Robert Pattinson pairing in a movie together. I don’t think Kristen would be threatened by it since Rob and Megan have pretty much nothing in common. For instance, Rob is talented, intelligent, humble, and shy. And Megan is ummm, NOT! I say let’s pair up K.Stew with someone as equally attractive as she is. I nominate Ben Barnes and Henry Cavill who are both British and deelish! How much chemistry do you think those 2 lovely gents would have with Kristen if they were to be paired up with her in a movie? And would that chemistry be on and off screen too?
—Kimmy


Dear All’s Fair in Love and Casting:
Fab suggstions, I dig it.

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