Dear Ted:
Love the article about Tom Cruise’s Oscar. Got another wishful thinking Oscar contender for ya: How about our favorite R.Pattz playing Holden Caulfield? I think he would be perfect! I was wondering if it would be any easier to secure the rights to Catcher in the Rye now that J.D. Salinger has passed away. Maybe Summit can put their money bags and masterful manipulation to good use for R.Pattz for a change! And R.Pattz at the Oscars? Hot!
—Jenn


Dear Robert in the Rye:
No plans yet for a Catcher in the Rye movie, but J.D. himself—who made it his mission to keep the movie from being made while he was alive—accepted the fact that there could be a postmortem adaptation. But Summit is going to have to cough up some big-time dough if they expect to outbid the likes of Steven Spielberg or Harvey Weinstein for the rights. Gosh, think they have it? We all know that Rob can play the moody rebel perfectly, so why not try it in something a little more esteemed than the Twi franchise. I, too, see the nominations now!


Dear Ted:
Whoah. I looked at the comments on your last Robsten post and had to avert my eyes. I do not envy R and K, not at all. Looks to me like R has always been fine with letting the world know how much he adores K, but K (and her managment?) has demanded it stay on the D.L. Seems like an impossible situation for two people in love. The hate in your comment board is disturbing. What happens if these two ever decide to part ways? Can you please talk some sanity into your posters?
—JS


Dear Robpocalypse Now:
If the two ever split for good, even I may have to avert my eyes. Hell hath no fury like a bitchy Robsten fan scorned!


Dear Ted:
What is wrong with the people who are taking Rob’s Details photo shoot with a model so seriously? I can’t think of one actor who hasn’t posed with a model in their arms once in their life. Zac did, and he did it with a nude model! Rob doing this makes no difference whatsoever. I hope people get over this issue. Please talk sense into them.
—Nadalie


Dear Attention to Details:
Everyone knows that if an actor and a model shoot a sexy photo spread, they have to be getting it on behind the scenes. Obviously.


Dear Ted:
Just curious: Does Robsten’s “break” include permission to see other people? Or was it never that kind of committed relationship in the first place?
—Gotta Know


Dear Open Relationship:
Rob and K.Stew are going to be so busy shooting their next flicks that I doubt they’ll be looking for love in their downtime. And don’t worry, R.P. and K.S. aren’t into swinging, the Twilight duo was strictly monogamous.

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