Spunk-Ransom.com owner, Kristin, along with myself, Site Staffer Brit, had the opportunity to guest blog for Locate TV. We constructed the following list for all you Rob fanatics out there! If you meet any of the criteria below, well… who can blame you? Note: Sense of humor is required

What does it mean to be addicted to Robert Pattinson? Do you watch all of his movies? Do you buy every magazine he is featured in? Do you buy any and all merchandise featuring his face? As a fan, of course you do BUT what does it mean to be addicted? We have devised a Top 10 List of You Know You’re Addicted to Robert Pattinson when….

10.) You have to pose and take a picture with any promotional item featuring Robert’s face…. it doesn’t matter where…. the local theater, on the subway, inside Wal-mart…. you name it…. you take a picture!

9.) You’ve finally finished your scrapbook, entitled ‘My Life’. It includes your baby pictures, your wedding photos and photos of your first child. Good job, Mrs. Pattinson, you figured out Photoshop for those wedding pictures and that website that gave birth to your daughter via a simple blending of you and your new hubby.

8.) You own every book Robert has been spotted with or referenced in an interview. Not only that but you have bought copies for all of your friends because you have started a book club dedicated to these books…. much like Oprah Winfrey’s successful book club. Your friends don’t know the inspiration behind your choices though…. what they don’t know won’t hurt them.

7.) You have an entire folder dedicated to KStew (Kristen Stewart) photos. However, it’s not because you like her, but rather so you can mimick her latest look. Afterall, if that’s what Rob wants, Rob shall get.

6.) Robert Pattinson is the cover for this month’s GQ magazine. Along with purchasing the magazine, you also grab a box of First Response pregnancy tests. For the power of RPattz is sure to impregnate you merely by photograph.

For the rest of the list click here! We hope you enjoy!

Comments (1)

RSS feed for comments on this post.

Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.