As I was riding in the car today I heard a Dos Equis (beer) commercial that had me dying laughing…I thought, why not apply this to the sexiest Twilight guy…Robert Pattinson. Have you ever heard a “He’s the most interesting man in the world” commercial. Well you are missing out so…….

The outtakes are from Entertainment Weekly 2008 and 2009 and Vanity Fair Italy.

‘The Twilight Saga’ is currently the biggest book turned into a movie franchise in the world. And it’s got a lot of guys scratching their heads wondering why.

Millions of us have experienced firsthand the drooling, catatonic frenzy the women in our lives (from tweenies to grannys) fall into as soon as there is even the slightest mention of Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) or Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart.) Why?

According to a group of web satirists calling themselves Epipheo, it all comes down to a simple, but brilliant 3 step formula. One that has worked for centuries in literature and transitioned seamlessly into decades of cinema.

It goes something like this:

1. The female lead character is basically an empty shell.

2. The male lead represents everything women want in a man – multiplied by 10,000.

3. No one thinks it’s strange that the two are completely devoted to each other.

Thinking about it, the theory makes perfect sense. Ever heard of Wuthering Heights? Titanic? How about Mourning Becomes Electra? Well, skip that last one… unless you watch it alone… and have, like 8 hours to kill.

Seriously though, we should be thankful that this theory has come to light. Now we know how to write the next blockbuster novel that becomes a worldwide movie franchise phenomenon.

btw, the theory addresses the Twilight novels. But it holds true for the movies as well. After all…

One picture is worth a thousand words…

Have a look and see for yourself:

@MarcMalkin:

First #emmys10 interview? Melissa Rosenberg. Just flew in from baton rouge, where she’s been working on breaking dawn scripts w/bill condon about 3 hours ago via ÜberTwitter

According to Indians42 from Rob’s IMDB message board,

My sister is a big Ben Barnes and Colin Firth fan and she just got her copy of Dorian Gray. When she opened it she was pleasantly surprised with a picture of Rob on the inside jacket from The Haunted Airman. She popped in the DVD and there was a trailer for The Haunted Airman DVD. Nice.

@ TVampireClub:

Twilight Argentina: CONFIRMED Rob was (or is) in Argentina

The girls from Twilight Argentina say “In Ezeiza they made a commotion saying Kristen was in the truck and to keep us entertained while the truck was passing by they interviewed us.Kristen was leaving by another  door. Yes, Robert Pattinson was here, and there are parents there too!”

Twilight Argentina on Twitter sources say the boy was Garret and that he looks a lot like Robert, but it was not Rob … I do not think so .. no fan of Robert would ever confuse him and I trust my sources more than the twitter .. but my duty is to give all the info,-D

Personally I think that as the plane leaves at 21hs.They are still in the VIP-

Twilight in Ezeiza Argentina apparently are saying to the fans that Kris and Rob are gone ….

diariotwilight via mycherrybomb:

There was more of the cast too! People thought I was Robert, but I do not think so. I think it was Garret.’m So excited now!

According to Argentina Twilight, kristen is there with robert. the staff saw

KstewRobFans:

Per the fan (also an employee at Ezeiza airport) Robert Pattinson was NOT there.

strocchia:

I’m talking with girls from argentina who say that the rumor about rob is probably false.

Overall, we are hearing conflicting reports from several different fans that were at the airport. Call me old fashioned but I like the “pics-or-it-didn’t-happen” rule. In my opinion, there are many scenarios that could be possible here.

1) He was never there.
2) He was there and we didn’t see him due to Kristen taking one for the team this time, repaying a debt back to Rob for the previous times he’s been the red herring.
3) Fans were confused within the flock of fans at the airport, mistaking one of the cast members with Rob and quick to make assumptions.
4) He was there and those who wish his private life to stay intact are purposely contradicting those who say he was there.
5) He was there and he was thankfully at the mercy of privacy and those who did see him would rather they wait until he left to release photographic confirmation.
or
6) He. Was. Not. There.

If he was there, cool. If he wasn’t, cool. Let this be an example of taking what people say with a grain of salt. I’m sure we’ll know who was right soon enough.

marisabrel:

Besides d Kristen, come Pattinson and 2 +. Calling at Buenos Aires, join Kristen and take another place tranki vuelo.Pidieron p / be 9am about 17 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry ®

no, guys: it is not confirmed. me la pasaron y yo se los cuento. me and I passed the story. pero no me quieren dar mas info q esa. but will not give me more info q that. si vienen de verdad … about 15 hours ago via web if they come true … about 15 hours ago via web

I’ll tell you tomorrow if I can find something else. pero NO vayan q no se van a mostrar ni para una foto.besos! about 15 hours ago via web but not q will NOT be displayed or for a foto.besos! about 15 hours ago via web

*These translations were done by Google Translate.

marisabrel is an Entertainment journalist from Argentina! Thank you to TVampireClub for this information above!

misshayls21:

@spunk_ransom Some girls saw Rob today at Ezeiza airport (different airport than the one Kris is arriving right now) and there was security less than 5 seconds ago via web in reply to spunk_ransom

Thanks to emeseis, we have a better translation of marisabrel‘s tweets:

Tomorrow the stars of Twilight will be in Buenos Aires. Besides Kristen , the Pattinson´s plus 2 are coming. They have a layover in BsAs and meet up with Kristen then take another flight. They asked for a chill spot to stay in for 9 hrs. The info is scarce. Tomorrow for 9 hrs. 3 of the Twilight stars will be in BsAs. They´ll only be on layover for 9 hrs. & they want to rest, not in a hotel.

We will update as information become available!

Thanks to RobertPattinsonMoms!

Thanks to RobertPattinsonMoms!

Thanks to RobertPattinsonMoms!