All year long, the folks behind the upcoming comedy “The Muppets” have been putting out parody trailers lampooning everything from “The Green Lantern” to “Pirates of the Caribbean” to “The Hangover Part II.” But there’s one franchise that has managed to escape this blanket mockery: “Twilight.”

Until now, that is.

The final “Muppets” parody trailer has just arrived and, with less than a month to go, Jason Segel, Kermit the Frog and all the rest are throwing everything but the kitchen sink into the mix, including quick lampoons of “Puss in Boots,” “Paranormal Activity’ and, yes, even “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn.”

Okay, so Twihards aren’t necessarily known for their sense of humor when it comes to people making fun of their beloved Team Edward and company. But considering this is, you know, “The Muppets” and everything, we think even the stoutest Taylor Lautner enthusiast will have to crack a smile at this newest clip. (Seriously, “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Prawn?!” That’s funny).

After all, it’s not as if “The Muppets” ever does anything mean spiritedly. In fact, they even manage to parody the most unlikely movie of all in this trailer: “The Muppets” itself.

So take a look at the new trailer, courtesy of Moviefone, and get ready, because this Thanksgiving, Muppet is back on the menu:

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We will randomly select three kits with two editions of the graphic novel, Breaking Dawn ‘with the cover of the movie, bullets and buttons.

When we first heard that HGTV’s David Bromstad had decorated the entire first floor of a home in a “Twilight” theme, we were kind of scared. Intrigued, but terrified.

But the final result of the makeover, done for Bromstad’s show “Color Splash,” is much, much better than the R-Pattz wallpaper and Team Jacob collages we were expecting. It’s chic, playful, and, dare we say, tasteful?

There are still some ridiculous touches — the wall of fake deer heads is the first thing that jumps out, plus that squirrel pillow, you guys — but overall, it’s a classy look for the Twi-hard so obsessed with Stephenie Meyer’s novels that she let someone make over her home on national TV. And much, much better than the blood-red gothic look we imagined.

Full props go to Bromstad for going with the green apple inspiration and getting whimsical, but not taking things too far. Check out the full episode on Saturday, Nov. 5, ahead of the Nov. 18 premiere of the first half of the final “Twilight” installment, “Breaking Dawn Part 1.”

For the most die-hard “Twilight” fans: Would you let a decorator use “Twilight” as an inspiration for your home? Or is that taking things a little too far?

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And he isn’t a fan of Twilight (neither is the interviewer)…. because they aren’t “pre-teen girls”. (insert eye roll) *ahem* Here are some details that I thought some of you might be interested in reading about.

Last night, you talked about taking meetings with directors and they would tell you they wanted this and that for their project, and sometimes their requests weren’t particularly thrilling to you.  I’m wondering what the strangest request you’ve ever heard from a filmmaker was, or if there was something that someone wanted that you knew couldn’t possibly be done.  Does anything like that come to mind?

TIPPETT: One that I get over and over and over that just irks me is that everyone wants it to look “real.”

As opposed to what?!  As if anyone would want it to look fake?

TIPPETT: Exactly!  We try our best, but…”You mean you just want it to look good?”

You’ve been working on the new Twilight movie, which is a franchise—if I’m being frank—I’m not a fan of…

TIPPETT: Yeah, neither am I.

Well, that’s because we’re not pre-teen girls.  But there are a lot of fans out there, and there is a huge amount of buzz about the next one.  I’ve read some things in particular about the storyline of the last book, and some of the sequences that were written into that novel sound like they’d need some elaborate special effects to make it on screen.  Like, I’ve heard there’s this C-section scene where a vampire baby crawls out of a girl?  Can you talk a little bit about the effects that you designed for the new Twilight movie and if so…

TIPPETT: Well, I really just do the wolves on this [film].  I’m not the effects supervisor, so I’m not apart of designing and putting together all of that stuff.  But, it’s a PG13 rated movie.  I’ve seen some of the stuff and it looks pretty cool.  It’s a real good production team, the director is very good, very inclusive, and we work well together.

Ah.  I didn’t realize that you weren’t supervising the effects for the movie…So you had nothing to do with Taylor Lautner’s abs in the film?

TIPPETT: (Confused) They’re real…

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Straight from Summit Entertainment,

TWILIGHT Fans are allowed to begin lining up for camping in Tent City at NOKIA PLAZA L.A. LIVE at 6:00am PT on Thursday, November 10, 2011. No fans are allowed to line-up prior to that time. The location and start of the official fan camp line will be set by Summit Event Security and all other non-official lines will not be recognized. Loitering before 6am PT is not permitted. If you are asked to move multiple times, you will not be permitted to camp. If you stampede the line or the camp site at any time, you will be removed from the camping grounds by event security.

Overnight camping is allowed in designated areas only, starting in the Nokia Plaza. Please follow all directions advised by L.A. LIVE and Summit security. Please note, that special wristbands will be distributed on a first-come, first-served basis and each fan must be present to receive a wristband. Each wristband will be numbered and reserves a space in the Fan Viewing areas for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 Red Carpet arrivals in sequential order. Every individual who is granted access into Tent City will be entered into a database that matches them with their unique wristband number. The wristbands DO NOT enable access to the Movie Premiere.

Fans will be asked to change location as Premiere set up begins in the Nokia Plaza on Sunday morning November 13 at 6:00am PT. This will be the only relocation during the camping event.

PARTIAL LIST OF RULES AND CODES OF CONDUCT:
· ONLY Standard Sized Pop Tents will be allowed (8′x8′ [64 sq. ft.] or less. No oversized tents, staked tents, etc., due to limited space)
· ABSOLUTELY No Drugs or Alcohol allowed on premises
· No Cooking On-Site or open flame
· No horseplay. If anyone dumps food or beverages on another camper, they will be subject for removal
· No amplified music. All music devices must be used with headset or earphone
· Smoking in Designated Areas Only outside of the NOKIA Plaza boundaries
· Fans are responsible for their own property. LA Live, AEG, nor Summit is responsible for any lost or stolen items
· Everyone must please pick up after themselves. A fine will be enforced for anyone who litters on Nokia or LA City property
· Please only use the restrooms designated for fans and respect the other area businesses
· Guests must follow the rules and directions of L.A. LIVE Management/Summit Security at all times

THANK YOU for your cooperation and adherence to the above to help ensure a safe and entertaining experience for everyone!

WRIST BAND DETAILS AND EVENT DAY LINE UP TIMES

Twilight fans will be given wristbands starting at 6:00am PT on Thursday, November 10 2011. Wristbands MUST be worn until the premiere is over. Any wristband that has been tampered with or removed will NOT be considered valid. Any fan arriving without wearing the original wristband they were provided will not be allowed into the viewing area. There will be periodic spot checks through November 14, the day of the event.

Thank you Summit Entertainment!

Thank you Pattinson World for the scans!

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