Caution: The following report spread by Showbiz Spy goes very wrong, very quickly.


“Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are looking for a house in London!”


Yep, that’s the first line. We warned you!


“They’ve obviously changed their minds about the Isle of Wight then!”


That’s the second line from Showbiz Spy. Pattinson and Stewart “changed their minds” about what, exactly? The time the media floated news about them moving to an island where they vacationed, a completely empty rumor Gossip Cop busted twice? Pattinson and Stewart changed their minds about nothing. When it became apparent Isle of Wight talk was Wrong, outlets changed their minds.


But the third line is most telling: “Anyway!”


As in, “Anyway, who cares about facts?”


This way the site can quickly move on to the next Robsten rumor having set the following precedent: Anything published that winds up not happening can just be attributed to minds changing.


The latest story claims the “Twilight” stars are “looking to set up home in the British capital” to enable their families to become better acquainted.


Not true. None of the sources who spoke with Gossip Cop believed there was a single fact backing up the rumor of Robsten shacking up in London.


And since it’s an awfully thin story, it’s then padded with loose talk that Stewart and Pattinson have been “told to put their careers ahead of their red-hot romance.” “Everyone, from their management to the studios involved in their upcoming movies, is worried [Rob and Kristen] will start to become… distracted,” according to an E! Online item that raised eyebrows. The couple is still together, the narrative goes, but “got a slap on the wrist.”


Gossip Cop has talked with people connected to the Stewart and Pattinson industry hierarchy, and it simply isn’t true that the studio or anyone else has a say in their personal lives.


To repeat a point we’ve made often: Let’s leave status reports on Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson to Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, and without some of the disturbing strategies employed before.

We’ve got some good and some bad news today for Robert Pattinson fans.


First the bad: We’ve unfortunately officially confirmed that Rob will not be spending too much time stateside to promote his upcoming flick Remember Me.


And now the good news…


Pattinson can’t be here too long because he’s all over Bel Ami, the movie he’s currently filming in Europe with Uma Thurman, Christina Ricci and Kristin Scott Thomas.


“He is in every scene of [Bel Ami], so he is getting out once to go to New York for the press junket premiere and talk shows,” a rep for Remember Me tells us.


Cameras reportedly began rolling on Bel Ami earlier this week in London. In this movie adaptation of French writer Guy de Maupassant’s 1885 novel of the same name, Pattinson plays a Parisian journalist who gains power in the city through the manipulation of some very wealthy women.

Wasikowska keeps herself occupied during lulls on set by snapping backstage photos with her mother’s old Rolleiflex camera, and she seems charmingly blasé about her proximity to Depp, recently named People’s Sexiest Man Alive for a second time. (“I’m surprised he beat Robert Pattinson,” she says teasingly. “It’s tough competition. Well done!”)

Dear Ted:
Love the article about Tom Cruise’s Oscar. Got another wishful thinking Oscar contender for ya: How about our favorite R.Pattz playing Holden Caulfield? I think he would be perfect! I was wondering if it would be any easier to secure the rights to Catcher in the Rye now that J.D. Salinger has passed away. Maybe Summit can put their money bags and masterful manipulation to good use for R.Pattz for a change! And R.Pattz at the Oscars? Hot!
—Jenn


Dear Robert in the Rye:
No plans yet for a Catcher in the Rye movie, but J.D. himself—who made it his mission to keep the movie from being made while he was alive—accepted the fact that there could be a postmortem adaptation. But Summit is going to have to cough up some big-time dough if they expect to outbid the likes of Steven Spielberg or Harvey Weinstein for the rights. Gosh, think they have it? We all know that Rob can play the moody rebel perfectly, so why not try it in something a little more esteemed than the Twi franchise. I, too, see the nominations now!


Dear Ted:
Whoah. I looked at the comments on your last Robsten post and had to avert my eyes. I do not envy R and K, not at all. Looks to me like R has always been fine with letting the world know how much he adores K, but K (and her managment?) has demanded it stay on the D.L. Seems like an impossible situation for two people in love. The hate in your comment board is disturbing. What happens if these two ever decide to part ways? Can you please talk some sanity into your posters?
—JS


Dear Robpocalypse Now:
If the two ever split for good, even I may have to avert my eyes. Hell hath no fury like a bitchy Robsten fan scorned!


Dear Ted:
What is wrong with the people who are taking Rob’s Details photo shoot with a model so seriously? I can’t think of one actor who hasn’t posed with a model in their arms once in their life. Zac did, and he did it with a nude model! Rob doing this makes no difference whatsoever. I hope people get over this issue. Please talk sense into them.
—Nadalie


Dear Attention to Details:
Everyone knows that if an actor and a model shoot a sexy photo spread, they have to be getting it on behind the scenes. Obviously.


Dear Ted:
Just curious: Does Robsten’s “break” include permission to see other people? Or was it never that kind of committed relationship in the first place?
—Gotta Know


Dear Open Relationship:
Rob and K.Stew are going to be so busy shooting their next flicks that I doubt they’ll be looking for love in their downtime. And don’t worry, R.P. and K.S. aren’t into swinging, the Twilight duo was strictly monogamous.

Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock, you’ve heard the news that Bel Ami is gonna be chock full of sex scenes. You don’t even have to read the script to know this about the movie.  So let’s cut to the chase.  You know you’ve thought it.  Every woman with a pulse is wondering if this means we’ll get to see Robert Pattinson’s bootay.

Get my thoughts on the issue after the jump..

Will we get full frontal?  Will we see that famous asscandy (and JAG will die)?  Or will they use a body double? Or a stunt bum.

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Visit Variety.com to check out the real-time chart of the top viewed online film trailers. Remember Me is currently the 10th most viewed!

Source Thanks to tracygee on Rob’s IMDB board for the head’s up!

Pierce Brosnan who stars with Robert Pattinson in the upcoming Remember Me, has only praise for his young co-star.

He tells Parade.com, ”Remember Me with Robert Pattinson is a really beautifully written piece about a family coping with the death of one of their boys. I play Robert’s father, and for me it’s about the loss of a son, while from his perspective it’s about the loss of a brother.”

“It’s nothing like Twilight but it packs an emotional punch. I think you’ll see Mr. Pattinson giving a fantastic performance, which will prove he’s really working hard on his acting.”

Brosnan also touches on the pandemonium surrounding Pattinson. He says, ”We filmed in New York and there always seemed to be a hundreds of screaming teenage girls around and I knew they weren’t screaming for me. I know it’s tough for Robert to cope with that kind of attention.”

“I’ve been there and I sympathize with him, but I think he’s handling it quite well. I think that, so far, he’s got it under control.” GossipCop

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